Na netwọk enwere obodo a na-akpọ Kripipasta, ebe onye ọ bụla nwere ike ịkọ akụkọ ọjọọ. Egwu Jack, Ben Drowned na Jeff onye Assassin, bụ ndị dike niile nke Intanet. Nke mbụ n'ime nnukwu anụ ndị a nwere mkpịsị aka dị mkpịsị aka, nke bụ ngwá agha zuru oke nke igbu ọchụ. N'elu ya ka o nwere nku, ma kama ihu imi na cone, na ụcha oji na nke ọcha. Otu agba ahụ nwere uwe jaket. Tụlee ihe a na-ejikarị oji, ma ọchị ọchị Jack na-eme ka ị maa jijiji, na ị gaghị enwe obi ụtọ. Onye na-egbu mmadụ na-ejikarị aka ya nye mgbidi ma ọ bụ n'ala ma mee ka ọ nwụọ. Akụkọ egwu banyere Laughing Jack na-ekwu banyere otu nne nke ghọtara na nwa ya nwoke nwere enyi n'echiche dị egwu.
Esi akpọ Laughing Jack?
Iji mee ememe ahụ ọ dị mkpa iji were sweets, 2 akwụkwọ mpịakọta, pensụl na isi. A na-atụ aro ihe niile na abalị na ebe zoro ezo ka ihe ọ bụla ghara igbochi ya. Were mpempe akwụkwọ ma dọta ya ndị dike nke Kripipast. Ọ dịghị mkpa ịmepụta ihe kachasị mma, ihe kachasị mkpa bụ ịhụ atụmatụ ndị dị iche iche. Onye agha isii ga-abụ Jack. Were ntutu ma kpochapụ àgwà ọ bụla. Na mpempe akwụkwọ ọzọ wepụta kpakpando nkịtị, na njedebe nke na-edozi ihe odide a kwadebere. N'etiti, tinye Laughing Jack, tinye swiiti n'elu ya. Weghachi okwu ndị a ọtụtụ ugboro:
"Ịkwa ọchị Jack bịara, wepụ m sweets."
Mgbe nke ahụ gasịrị, gaa ụra, na ụtụtụ lee swiiti ahụ. Ọ bụrụ na ha furu, Jack chọrọ ịbụ ndị enyi, ma ọ bụrụ na e mebie ha n'ụzọ ụfọdụ, mgbe ahụ, ọ na-ewute ya. Mgbe o mesịrị kpọọ Laughing Jack, ọ dị mkpa ịrịọ ya mgbaghara ka ọ ghara iwetara onwe ya ọdachi. Ọzọ, decompose ihe odide nile ma kwuo ugboro ole na ole:
"Ịkwa ọchị Jack bịara, gbaghara m mmejọ m."
Mgbe nke ahụ gasịrị, a na-ebibi ihe niile eji eme ememe ahụ.